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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

From 2014, but I didn't find it referenced here.

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It's hard to be destined for greatness with a name like Crystal Metheny, especially if you live in Florida.

So it's no surprise that a woman with that same name was arrested last month in Polk County. Her alleged crime, however, was not drug related -- at least not this time.

Metheny was arrested May 5 on a charge of shooting an offensive missile into a vehicle, according to public records from the Polk County Sheriff's Office. She was released the following day after posting $5,000 bond.

The 36-year-old woman was also arrested in Polk in 2012 on a marijuana possession charge, records show.

Maybe Metheny and infamous Florida man Edward Cocaine should join forces.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Only in Florida.

Poor Edward... having a family name of Cocaine. That's some horrible stuff, smells really good though.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't Shoot at the Hurricane!

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Florida authorities have issued another stern warning about Hurricane Irma: Shooting bullets into the storm won't help keep you safe.

The Pasco County Sheriff's Office tweeted late Saturday: "DO NOT shoot weapons @ (hashtag) Irma. You won't make it turn around (and) it will have very dangerous side effects."

The sheriff's office, which is in the Tampa Bay-area, was responding to a Facebook event page created two Florida men inviting people to shoot at Irma.

The page reads: "YO SO THIS GOOFY ... LETS SHOW IRMA THAT WE SHOOT FIRST ..."

The invitation presumably was a joke, but 80,000 people indicated they were "going" or "interested" in the event.

In a tweet early Sunday, the Pasco County Sheriff's Office asked the thousands of people who had shared the page to also share their request for volunteers needed at hurricane shelters.


Don't we have a FloridaMan Thread?

If not, we should have.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.facebook.com/events/126766931320280/

Obviously a joke, but you gotta be careful what you say in public, because... retards.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 2:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Florida Man Convicted of Hate Crime for Leaving Bacon in Mosque, Smashing Windows Gets 15 Years in Prison
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The Islamic faith forbids the consumption or handling of pork products, which is why prosecutors decided to charge Wolfe with a hate crime when he left bacon at the mosque.
I knew they couldn't eat it, but I had no idea they couldn't even handle it, such as to dispose of it. Seems an odd restriction.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 3:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They're not even allowed to watch Looney Toons because Porky the Pig might come on. And their version of The Muppets has Miss Piggy in a Burkha or they get a boner and go straight to hell.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, come on now. That was funny.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

facepalm ;D
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All the times this year Florida put the ‘F’ in WTF
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muso wrote:
All the times this year Florida put the ‘F’ in WTF
Maybe not quite all of them.
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A Florida man claimed that an ATM was giving him too much cash, so he retaliated.

Michael Joseph Oleksik, 23, was charged with criminal mischief on Friday for punching a Wells Fargo ATM in Cocoa, Florida, nearly a month ago.

According to bank officials, the assault on the machine caused at least $5,000 in damages.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5212161/Florida-man-23-pummels-ATM-giving-cash.html
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol:

That's definitely the smart move. A machine produces an undesirable effect, just punch the hell out of it.

Because, as we all know, that's how technology works.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muso wrote:
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That's definitely the smart move. A machine produces an undesirable effect, just punch the hell out of it.

Because, as we all know, that's how technology works.
That's how a Florida girlfriend works.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muso wrote:
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That's definitely the smart move. A machine produces an undesirable effect, just punch the hell out of it.

Because, as we all know, that's how technology works.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Sufficiently advanced is a relative concept.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pjp & Old School

Just realize that we are within a 20 year buffer of a total Florida man takeover.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Without an event that shocks enough snowflakes into reality, I think the tipping point is within 10.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Without an event that shocks enough snowflakes into reality, I think the tipping point is within 10.

Very astute observation. Social momentum requires impact of similar momentum to change. Hand of God bitchslap.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 6:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5535581/Florida-woman-assaults-husband-forgets-anniversary.html

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Florida woman, 35, 'assaults her husband, pushes him to the ground and goes crazy on him' after he 'forgot their wedding anniversary'

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5535581/Florida-woman-assaults-husband-forgets-anniversary.html

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Florida woman, 35, 'assaults her husband, pushes him to the ground and goes crazy on him' after he 'forgot their wedding anniversary'

Only ensured he won't forget it again.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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notageek wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5535581/Florida-woman-assaults-husband-forgets-anniversary.html

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Florida woman, 35, 'assaults her husband, pushes him to the ground and goes crazy on him' after he 'forgot their wedding anniversary'

Only ensured he won't forget it again.

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Police said her husband recorded the assault on his cell phone and has handed it over to deputies.

Sounds to me like he's gaslighting her, and as usual the cops are too dumb to get it.

Who gets a cell phone out and records something like this? Somebody who was expecting it, maybe because they set it up.
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