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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:35 am    Post subject: Democrats flock to Gurus for Un-Brainwashing Reply with quote

The first quarter of 2018 has brought a 1,630% surge in demand for products and services related to Budddhism, meditation, mindfulness and cult Deprogramming. Market analysts attribute this to Democrats seeking to come to terms with the election and to gain some measure of control over agonizing conditioned responses they experience hundreds of times daily when triggered by the fibrillations of their echo-sphere after each Trump news tidbit or Trump tweet.

Tip: all you have to do to trigger them is make a sound similar to "Trump" somewhat forcefully and abruptly. #lmaotriggered

Zealots are worried the Deprogramming will soften their base and are trying to characterize it as a silly fad. They don't want their brainwashing victims to realize they are wrong and full of shit and that they have been victimized by greedy, lying, corrupt populists and sensationalist ad hawkers.
http://www.liberalpulpit.org/2017/11/why-mindfulness-went-secular.html


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fine print: the above post is for entertainment value only. If you were to go around intentionally triggering these people, you'd be lowering yourself to the level of the assholes who victimized them. We should all gently help them regain a grip on reality.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
Fine print: the above post is for entertainment value only. If you were to go around intentionally triggering these people, you'd be lowering yourself to the level of the assholes who victimized them. We should all gently help them regain a grip on reality.

Awwww, but I like making fun of sugar!!!!
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